A Man and His Wife

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags.

"Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband.

"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.

"What do you think you are doing?" she shouted.

"I'm going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you're going to live on $1000 a year!"