Compulsive Gambler

Dave was a compulsive gambler, and would bet on anything and everything; horses, dogs, football, baseball, basketball, snooker and even soccer games.

When Dave was down to his last dollar, he went to his best friend and said "Roy, I need $1000. We have no food, I owe rent, the kids need clothes for school, and the wife won’t leave the house because we have bad checks at all the stores. Can you help me out?"

So his best buddy gave him $1000 to get him ahead, but on one condition, that he does not use the money for gambling.

Dave replied, "Oh, I've got gambling money."